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Me:
I'm gonna shower like it's 1969
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Friend:
No. You should shower like it's 1974
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Me:
why?
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Friend:
Because in 1969 you couldn't marry a white person
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Me:
You want me to shower like I can marry a white person?
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Friend:
No. I want you to shower like you have sexual freedom!
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[Side note:
Interracial marriage was legalized in the U.S. in 1967 so I would've been fine showering like it's 1969. But we should all party like it's 2050 and the idea of anyone not having sexual freedom is just a ridiculous as people making a fuss about interracial couples getting married today. AND we'll have the flying cars that the Jetsons promised!]